The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #125: Captain America (1979)
The Curator of Schlock #125 by Jeff Shuster Captain America The Weener Soldier Oh my. Everyone is obsessing over the new Captain America Civil War movie. It’s Captain America vs. Iron Man. Which side will you choose? Well, you can either choose to side with America or you can side with Captain America because let… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #124: Magic
The Curator of Schlock #124 by Jeff Shuster Magic (Written for the screen by William Golding from the novel by William Golding. Oh wait! That’s William Goldman.) Okay. You’re Curator of Schlock has a confession to make. I’m afraid of dolls. I’m not talking about Barbies or Cabbage Patch Kids, but those creepy porcelain things they… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #123: Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown
The Curator of Schlock #123 by Jeff Shuster Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown (Adapted for the screen from the novel by William Golding) I know I’m the Curator of Schlock, but I broke down after last week’s review of Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby. I’m not made of stone. If you prick me, I’ll… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #122: Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby
The Curator of Schlock #122 by Jeffrey Shuster Look What’s Happened to Rosemary’s Baby (Can’t imagine anything good) Your Curator of Schlock has a confession to make. I am Rosemary’s baby! Yeah, my mom’s name is Rosemary, but don’t worry, I’m not the Anti-Christ or anything. Lots of women are named Rosemary. Plus, if I… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #121: The Ten Commandments
The Curator of Schlock #121 by Jeff Shuster The Ten Commandments (The 11th Commandment, Thou shalt not blog, does not exist.) I know. I know. Many of you had given up hope that your Curator of Schlock would never return, but I told you that I’d be back in March and your Curator keeps his… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #120: Diamonds Are Forever
The Curator of Schlock #120 by John King Diamonds Are Forever The worst Bond movie ever? If you love cinema, you love James Bond movies and if you don’t love James Bond movies, you can just stop reading this blog right now! I have zero tolerance for fools that can’t enjoy beautiful women, exotic locales,… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #119: Phantasm
The Curator of Schlock #119 by Jeff Shuster Phantasm The scariest movie ever made? Maybe. We had the deaths of many cultural icons last week. David Bowie. Alan Rickman. Grizzly Adams. Not to discount any of those, but they ended up overshadowing the death of Angus Scrimm the weekend prior. I think all of us… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #118: Rasputin, The Mad Monk
The Curator of Schlock #118 by Jeff Shuster Rasputin, the Mad Monk Women want him and men want to kill him. I’m a bit of a DVD collector. Others might say hoarder, but so what if I end end up being crushed under mounds of plastic discs one day. I can think of worse ways… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #117: Pixels
The Curator of Schlock #117 by Jeff Shuster Pixels It’s everything you expected it to be. Happy New Year everybody! It’s your Curator of Schlock here wishing you the best in 2016. Hopefully, it won’t be one more year of the same old crap. We’ve got that Batman Kills Superman movie to look forward to.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #116: The Poseidon Adventure
The Curator of Schlock #116 by Jeff Shuster The Poseidon Adventure (Movies are always better with Adventure in the title. Hmmmm. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Adventure) Merry Christmas everyone! If it’s Christmas Day and you’re reading this blog, go spend some time with your family. If you haven’t got a family, go and see Star… Continue reading
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