The Perfect Life
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The Perfect Life #34
The Perfect Life #34 by Dr. Perfect Dear Dr. Perfect, I suspect my 9-year-old son is watching porn. Can you recommend any porn that would be age appropriate for him? I don’t want him to pick up any bad habits. Sincerely, A concerned mom ———————— Sweet matriarch, lock that child in your house, turn off the… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #33: Dumpster Diving for Love
The Perfect Life #33 by Dr. Perfect Dumpster Diving for Love Dear Doctor Perfect, I can’t find anyone who shares my raccoon kink. And before you get ahead of yourself, no, it’s not bestiality—I like to dress in a raccoon costume and dig through the garbage. It’s harmless. Exploratory. Playful. Everything sex should be! So… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life 32: Morbid Covidity
The Perfect Life 32 by Dr. Perfect Morbid Covidity Dear Dr. Perfect, When this whole China Virus thing started in flu season, I didn’t believe a word of it. Of course folks got sick. I spent the first 6 months denying COVID publicly on facebook and I found that most people felt how I did.… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #31: Cleanliness is Next to a Relapse
The Perfect Life #31 by Dr. Perfect Cleanliness is Next to a Relapse Dear. Dr. Perfect, I need some help, Doc. The pandemic has presented great difficulties to recovering alcoholics such as myself. It’s hard enough to not drink when I’m trapped in the house, but now when I go out, HAND SANITIZER IS EVERYWHERE.… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #30: Rescuing a Clinging Vine
The Perfect Life #30 by Dr. Perfect Rescuing a Clinging Vine Dear Dr. Perfect, Ever since my cat was hit by a car, my separation anxiety is so bad that I follow my husband everywhere. I don’t want to miss a single moment of our life together; it’s all so fleeting. I know this is… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #29
The Perfect Life #29 by Dr. Perfect Dearest Doctor Perfect, Let me start by admitting my faults: I’m a kleptomaniac and I’m not ashamed. More like . . . inconvenienced. The holiday season is usually my busiest. I like to think of myself as the reverse Santa Clause. I make a ton of money by… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #28
The Perfect Life # 28 by Dr. Perfect Dear Dr. Perfect, I want my husband to get a vasectomy, but he’s a really light sleeper. What should I do? Worriedly, Nervous-at-Night ———————————– Dear Nan, Both sexes are in constant struggle about the shared the responsibility of birth control. Some would say that it all comes… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #27: A Best Man for the Worst Groom
The Perfect Life #27 by Dr. Perfect A Best Man for the Worst Groom My best friend from college has asked me to be his best man at his wedding, but I am not sure I can do that since he cheats on his fiancé all the time and brags about it when he is… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #26: Out of Time
The Perfect Life # 26 by Dr. Perfect Out of Time Since Charlie Watts passed away last month, I have really struggled to live my life. I realize this sounds crazy. The Stones are already on tour without him, and while that’s not right, the show must go on. The music must go on. Charlie… Continue reading
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The Perfect Life #25: Sister Dearest
The Perfect Life #25 by Dr. Perfect Dearest Sister Dear Dr. Perfect. I am upon the horns of a dilemma. I am, I think, a relatively sensitive man. Perhaps 3-4 times a week, I watch pornography, which relieves stress and stimulates my erotic imagination. Curious like any other person, I gave an incest scenario video… Continue reading
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