The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #175: Resident Evil Extinction
The Curator of Schlock #175 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Extinction It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. It would seem that the zombie apocalypse that I thought was averted at the end of Resident Evil: Apocalypse is in full swing at the beginning of Resident Evil: Extinction. The evil Umbrella… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #174: Resident Evil Apocalypse
The Curator of Schlock #174 by Jeff Shuster Resident Evil: Apocalypse More zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovovich! Yeah, you heard right. Resident Evil month continues here at the Museum of Schlock, this time with more zombies, more mutant dogs, and more Milla Jovavich. Two out of three ain’t bad. Of course, I am… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #173: Resident Evil
Resident Evil Why? Because this blog needs more zombies! So it became apparent to me upon watching the trailer for The Zookeeper’s Wife that the film is actually about the Nazis invading Poland. Who knew? I hope the movie ends with the zookeeper’s wife leading an army leopards, baboons, and giraffes against the occupying army. That would… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #172: March Movie Previews and Prognostications
The Curator of Schlock #172 by Jeff Shuster March Movie Previews and Prognostications (I don’t know what I’m talking about. I really don’t.) No movie this week, but I didn’t want to leave y’all empty-handed. We’ve got a gaggle of fantastic movies that I’ve never heard of coming out in March. I will attempt to… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #171: My Bloody Valentine
The Curator of Schlock #171 by Jeff Shuster My Bloody Valentine I’m not saying that Loveless is the greatest album of all time. Loveless is the greatest album of all time whether I say it or not. Happy Valentines Day everybody from the Curator of Schlock! There are some who would argue that I’m not a romantic, but that… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #170: Dawn of the Dead
The Curator of Schlock #170 by Jeff Shuster Dawn of the Dead “Don’t spit in the soup. We’ve all got to eat.”—Lyndon Baines Johnson I first watched Dawn of the Dead back in middle school. I had purchased acopy of the VHS tape over a Christmas break back in 1989. I was no stranger to George Romero’s… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #169: Alice, Sweet Alice
The Curator of Schlock #169 by Jeff Shuster Alice, Sweet Alice Not all that sweet if you ask me. I might as well go for broke and review one more slasher movie. And like last week’s entry, this is another flick from the 70s. The 70s were a messed up decade. Look at the movies… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #168:The Town That Dreaded Sundown
The Curator of Schlock #168 by Jeff Shuster The Town That Dreaded Sundown Beware of men who wear burlap sacks on their heads. I figured I’d do another slasher movie this week, not because I’m a particular fan of the genre, but because I know how some people get into a tizzy over slasher movies.… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #167: Friday the 13th Part 3
The Curator of Scholck #167 by Jeff Shuster Friday the 13th Part 3 I didn’t watch it in 3D. 3D is stupid. I have the strangest sense of déjà vu. I feel like I’ve tried reviewing this movie before. What movie? 1982’s Friday the 13th Part III from director Steve Miner. Since today is Friday… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #166: Beyond the Poseidon Adventure
The Curator of Schlock #166 by Jeff Shuster Beyond the Poseidon Adventure That’s Sir Michael Caine It’s hard to believe that 2016 is almost over…finally. I wouldn’t say that this year has been as excruciating for me as it has for some because I’ve been reviewing nothing but pre-1980 classic schlock. Still, we’ve had a… Continue reading
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