The Curator of Schlock
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The Curator of Schlock #212: The Invitation
The Curator of Schlock #212 by Jeff Shuster The Invitation RSVP: No! In lieu of a proper review this week, The Museum of Schlock will provide some advice on when to leave a dinner party early. Of course, your humble curator tends to get kicked out of dinner parties regularly, due to arguing over the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #211: The Lazarus Effect
The Curator of Schlock #211 by Jeff Shuster The Lazarus Effect Olivia Wilde goes wild. Live in the now! That’s this year’s motto here at The Museum of Schlock. The Disappointments Room made me realize that schlock isn’t something that exists in the past, but in the present! I think I will spend the rest… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #210: The Disappointments Room
The Curator of Schlock #210 by Jeff Shuster The Disappointments Room Stick this one back in the oven. It ain’t done yet. It’s a new year and a new month and I have to give you, my demanding public, more musings on movies you’ve never heard of. So I checked out a DVD from the… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #209: Three O’Clock High
The Curator of Schlock #209 by Jeff Shuster Three O’clock High No touchy! No touch! Happy New Year from all of us here at The Museum of Schlock: I, you’re humble curator, John King, the leader of Drunken Odyssey, and Henry Silva, manager of The Museum of Schlock’s new casino, Schlocker’s Wild, set to open in May… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #208: I Come in Peace
The Curator of Schlock #208 by Jeff Shuster I Come In Peace And you go away in pieces! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night, especially if the “good night” is being uttered by an angry Dolph Lundgren as he spin kicks your face. That’s right. It’s time to cover my favorite… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #207: 2017 in Review Part 3D
The Curator of Schlock #207 by Jeff Shuster 2017 in Review Part 3D I didn’t actually see any movies in 3D. Fail. August Wind River Jeremy Renner and Elizabeth Olsen star in a non-Avengers movie. I guess you would surmise that they’re playing different characters since this is a non-Marvel related movie and you’d be… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #206: 2017 in Review Part Deux
The Curator of Schlock #206 by Jeff Shuster 2017 in Review Part Deux More movies, more troubles. Your curator continues this week with more impressions of the films of 2017. This was a mistake. I really don’t know what to say about them. But maybe something will come to mind as I plug along. By… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #205: 2017 in Review
The Curator of Schlock #205 by Jeff Shuster 2017 in Review I’m finished. I just can’t anymore! Okay. Maybe that was an overstatement. It’s not a cry for help. Just a little burned out these days. I saw many movies this year, many in the actual movie theater. Was 2017 a good year for movies?… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #204: Doctor Butcher, M.D.
The Curator of Schlock #204 by Jeff Shuster Doctor Butcher, M.D. The M.D. stands for Medical Deviant. Happy Black Friday, everybody. I hope you’re getting your shop on, mace in hand, so you can get that deal on zip drives down at your local Circuit City. I know most of you were dining on turkey or… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #203: The Island
The Curator of Schlock #203 by Jeff Shuster The Island Michael Caine versus David Warner: Need I say more? Michael Caine. I know I should have something profound to say, but such profundity is escaping me. I mean, he’s a legend in own time. Heck, he’s a legend in our own time thanks to Christopher Nolan… Continue reading
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