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The Curator of Schlock #114: Ewoks (The Battle for Endor)
The Curator of Schlock #114 by Jeff Shuster Star Wars: Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (Not to be confused with The Battle of Endor) Was the world asking for another Ewoks movie? No! But we got one anyway. The movie starts with Cindel (Aubree Miller) and Wicket (Warwick Davis) walking through the grassy meadows of… Continue reading
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The Lists #28: Egg Nog Recipe
The Lists #27 by Patrick Jehle Egg Nog Recipe Do ahead: 1. Extirpate all memory of any beverage besides eggnog. 2. Also all hope. 3. Dull gag reflexes using fists, feet. You are now ready to fashion eggnoggal refreshment: 4. Go to a place. Quest, schlep, endure. 5. Obtain nog. 6. Secure the nog. 7.… Continue reading
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21st Century Brontë #1: The Road So Far
21st Century Brontë #1 by Brontë Bettencourt The Road So Far As a child, I spent hours regurgitating cartoon scenarios to my Grandpa long after he wanted me to shut up. I would not stop talking, and I’m sure at the age I didn’t speak because I had some greater wisdom, but because I was… Continue reading
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McMillan’s Codex #16: On the Pill
McMillan’s Codex #16 By C.T. McMillan On the Pill The day Let’s Players are considered comedians is the day I lose what remains of my faith in humanity. I understand the appeal of people like PewDiePie or Markiplier, but a video of someone screaming like a toddler having a tantrum is not funny unless you… Continue reading
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On Top of It #8: Beginning the Getaway
On Top of It #8 by Lisa Martens Beginning the Getaway My grandma owns a small gated community in La Garita, Costa Rica. Since the infancy of my MFA days, I would brush my hair, gaze at the moon, and imagine hosting a writers’ retreat on my family’s property. Plenty of writers have visited us… Continue reading
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The Rogue’s Guide to Shakespeare on Film #12: Hamlet (1996)
#12: Hamlet (1996) With his Hamlet (1996), the gulf between Kenneth Branagh’s acting and that of his Hollywood peers widens. In the early going of Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Denzel Washington doesn’t quite know what to do. In the early going of Hamlet, Jack Lemmon (like Washington, one of the finest actors Hollywood has… Continue reading
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The Curator of Schlock #113: The Ewok Adventure
The Curator of Schlock #113 by Jeff Shuster Star Wars: The Ewok Adventure: The Caravan of Courage It’s Willow with Ewoks. Hey, I bet you guys didn’t know that I was once a huge Star Wars fan. I bought the toys whenever I could afford them, could hum every note of the score, and had… Continue reading
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The Lists #27: Horror Movies Sure to Be Released in the Next Decade
The Lists #27 by John King Horror Movies Sure to Be Released in the Next Decade The Befouling The Thing Next to the Other Thing Arbor Day Hypno-homicial Apocalypse of the Purple Land The Stupefaction Bloody Souls The Mutilation Diaries Nicholas Sparks’s The Wumpenbooble The Thing Next to the Other Thing 2 Paramecium What the… Continue reading
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McMillan’s Codex #15: Fallout 4
McMillan’s Codex 15 by C.T. McMillan Fallout 4 It has been three weeks since the release of Fallout 4 and in that time I had no desire to stop playing, like Aldous Huxley hooked up to an I.V. of LSD. It is a fantastic game. A great game. If you’re not playing it, you need to.… Continue reading
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